One time my boyfriend and I took a lyft to our car and we started talking to the driver and she was telling us about her small online shop where she makes flower crowns and stuff and she mentioned that her sisters birthday was on friday and I was like oh hey that’s my birthday too so she told me to pick out any flower crown I wanted from her back seat and I wish I had her shop name so I could tell you guys about her because they’re really cute and very well made and she was such a sweetheart but yeah
Can anyone explain to me how one person can be so cute?
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*